Weird Al - You Don't Love Me Anymore
I play C capo 1, originally in C# but in some fancy open tuning
Intro (not the right suspensions, but a reasonable
alternative for standard tuning).
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WCe’ve been together for soCmaj7very long
But nGmow things are changing
Oh I woDmnder what’s wrong
DmSeems you don’t want me arGsus4ound
The pasDmsion is gone and the fFmaj7lame’s died doGwn
I guess CI lost a little bit of selCmaj7f-esteem
That tGmime that you made it with the whDmole hockey team
DmYou used to think I was nGice
Now you Dmtell all your friends that I’m theFmaj7antichristG
BbOh, why did you disconnect the Fbrakes on my car?
That kCind of thing is hard to ignorGsus4e
Got a fDmunny feeling Gsus4you don’t love me anymore C
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ICknew that we were having pCmaj7roblems when
You pGmut those piranhas in my baDmthtub again
DmYou’re still the light of my lGsus4ife
Oh daDmrling I’m beggin’ won’t you Fmaj7put down that knifeG
You know, I Ceven think it’s kinda Cmaj7cute the way
You poiGmson my coffee just a liDmttle each day
I still reDmmember the way that you lauGsus4ghed
DmWhen you pushed me down the eFmaj7levator shafGt
Oh, if you Bbdon’t mind me asking what’s this poiFsonous cobra
CDoing in my underwear draGsus4wer?
Sometimes I Dmget to thinking Gsus4you don’t love me anymore C
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CYou slammed my face down on the Cmaj7barbecue grill
Now my Gmscars are all healing but my heDmart never will
DmYou set my house on fGsus4ire
You pulDmled out my chest hairs with an Fmaj7old pair of plieGrs
Oh, you Cthink I’m ugly and you sCmaj7ay I’m cheap
You sGmhaved off my eyebrows while IDmwas asleep
DmYou drilled a hole in my heGad
Then you duDmmped me in a drainage ditch and Fmaj7left me for deGad
BbOh, you know this really isn’t lFike you at all
You neCver acted this way beforeGsus4
Honey, someDmthing tells me Gsus4you don’t love me Canymore
Oh Amno no, got a fBbunny feeling YFmaj7ou don’t love me anymoreC
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