Weird Al - One More Minute
Intro
C→ Dm7→ C/E→
FAh... GAmF
CAh... GC
C→ G/B→ Am→
GWell, I heard that you’re Cleavin’
GGonna leave me far behCind
E‘Cause you found a brand new Amlover
You D7decided that I’m not your Gkind → F→ C/E→ Dm
So I Cpulled your name Gout of my CRolodex C→ Dm7→ C/E→
And I Ftore all your pictures in Ctwo
And I Eburned down the malt shop where Amwe used to go
Hard stop on the V
Just D7because it reminds me of Dmyou G
That’s Fright, you Gain’t gonna see me Ccryin’
I’m Fglad that you Gfound somebody Cnew
‘Cause I’d Frather spend Geternity eating Amshards of broken Fglass
Than Cspend one more Gminute with Cyou
C→ G/B→ Am→
GI guess I might seem kinda Cbitter
You Ggot me feelin’ down in the Cdumps
‘Cause I’m Estranded all alone in the Amgas station of love
And I D7have to use the self-service Dmpumps
GOh, so Fhoney, let me Ghelp you with that Csuitcase
You Fain’t gonna Gbreak my heart in Ctwo
‘Cause I’d Frather get a Ghundred thousand Ampaper cuts on my Fface
Than Cspend one more Gminute with Cyou
AmI’d rather rip out my inEmtestines with a fork
Than Dmwatch you going Gout with other Cmen
AmI’d rather slam my Emfingers in a Amdoor
Hard stop on the V
ADgain and again and again and again and aGgain
Aw, can’t you see what I’m tryin’ to say, darlin’?
I’d Frather have my Gblood sucked out by Cleeches
Shove an Fice pick under a Gtoenail or Ctwo
I’d rather Fclean all the Gbathrooms in Grand Central AmStation with my Ftongue
Than Cspend one more Gminute with Cyou
Yes, I’d rather jump Fnaked on a Ghuge pile of Cthumbtacks
Or stick my Fnostrils toGgether with Krazy CGlue
I’d rather Fdive into a Gswimming pool filled with Amdouble-edged razor Fblades
Than Cspend one more Gminute with Amyou
Ritard
I’d rather Frip my heart right out of my Grib cage with my bare hands
Let ring on “die”
And then Amthrow it on the floor and stomp on it till I Fmdie
Than Cspend one more Gminute with Cyou
FC/EDm7C