| Em | C |
| Este’s, a fri | end of mine |
| D | Am | Em |
| We m | eet up every Tuesday night for d | inner and a glass of w | ine |
| Em | C |
| Este’s, been l | osin’ sleep |
| D | Am | Em |
| Her h | usband’s actin’ different and it s | mells like infidelit | y |
| Em | G | D |
| She says, that ain’t my Mer | lot on his mouth | |
| Am | Em |
| That ain’t my j | ewelry on our joint accoun | t |
| Em | G | D |
| No, there a | in’t no doubt | |
I think I’m gonna call him out
| Em | Am | C | D |
| She says, | I think he d | id it, but I j | ust can’t p | rove it |
| Em | Am | C | D |
| I think he d | id it, but I j | ust can’t pr | ove it |
| Em | Am | G | D |
| I think he d | id it, but I j | ust can’t pr | ove it |
| Em | Am | D | Em |
| No, no b | ody, no crime, but | I ain’t lettin’ up until the day I d | ie |
| Em | C | D | Am | Em |
| No, | no | | I think he d | id it |
| Em | C | D | Am |
| No, | no | he | did it |
| Em | C | D |
| Este, w | asn’t there T | uesday night at Olive Gardеn |
| Am | Em |
| At her job or anyw | here |
| Em | C |
| Hе reports his m | issing wife |
| D |
| And I | noticed when I passed his house |
| Am | Em |
| His | truck has got some brand new t | ires |
| Em | G | D |
| And his m | istress moved in | |
| Am | Em |
| Sleeps in E | ste’s bed and everyth | ing |
| Em | G | D |
| No, there a | in’t no doubt | |
| D |
| Somebody’s gotta catch him now, | ‘cause |
| Em | Am | C | D |
| I think he d | id it, but I j | ust can’t pr | ove it |
| Em | Am | C | D |
| I think he d | id it, but I j | ust can’t pr | ove it |
| Em | Am | G | D |
| I think he d | id it, but I j | ust can’t pr | ove it |
| Em | Am |
| No, no b | ody, no crime |
| D | Em |
| But | I ain’t lettin’ up until the day I d | ie |
| Em | C | D | Am | Em |
| No, | no | | I think he d | id it |
| Am | Em |
| Good thing my daddy made me get a boating l | icense when I was fifteen |
| Am | Em |
| And I’ve cleaned enough houses to know ho | w to cover up a scene |
| Bm | Em |
| Good thing Este’s sister’s gonna sw | ear she was with me |
| Am | B7 |
| Good thing his mistress took out a big l | ife insurance policy |
| Em | Am | C | D |
| They think she d | id it, but they j | ust can’t p | rove it |
| Em | Am | C | D |
| They think she d | id it, but they j | ust can’t p | rove it |
| Em | Am | G | D |
| She thinks I d | id it, but she j | ust can’t pr | ove it |
| Em | Am |
| No, no b | ody, no crime |
| C | D |
| I w | asn’t lettin’ up until the d | ay he |
| Em | Am |
| No, no b | ody, no crime |
| C | D |
| I w | asn’t lettin’ up until the d | ay he |
| Em | Am |
| No, no b | ody, no crime |
| D | Em |
| I w | asn’t lettin’ up until the day he di | ed |