| C | D11 | C | C |
| x 2 |
| C | D11 | C |
| Mott the Hoople and the | game of life, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
| C | D11 | C |
| Andy Kaufman in a | wrestling match, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
| C | D11 | C | |
| Mon | opoly, twenty-one, | checkers, and chess, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
| C | D11 | C |
| Mister Fred Blassie and a | breakfast mess, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
| C | D11 | C |
| Let’s play Twister, | let’s play Risk, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
| C | D11 | C | |
| I’ll s | ee you in heaven if you | make the list, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
| Am | G | |
| Now | Andy did you hear about t | his one |
| Am | G |
| Tell me are you locked in the pu | nch |
| Am | G | C |
| Andy are you goofing on E | lvis, hey | baby |
| D |
| Are we losing touch? |
| G | Am | C | G/B | G | Am | D |
| If you be | lieve | they put a m | an on the moo | n, | man on the moo | n |
| G | Am | C | Bm | Am |
| If you be | lieve | there’s nothing | up his slee | ve, then nothing is cool |
| C | D11 | C |
| Moses went walking with a | staff of wood, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
| C | D11 | C |
| Newton got beaned by the a | pple good, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
| C | D11 | C |
| Egypt was troubled by the | horrible asp, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
| C | D11 | C |
| Mister Charles Darwin had the | gall to ask, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
| Am | G | |
| Now | Andy did you hear about t | his one |
| Am | G |
| Tell me are you locked in the pu | nch |
| Am | G | C |
| Andy are you goofing on E | lvis, hey | baby |
| D |
| Are you having fun? |
| G | Am | C | G/B | G | Am | D |
| If you be | lieve | they put a m | an on the moo | n, | man on the moo | n |
| G | Am | C | Bm | Am |
| If you be | lieve | there’s nothing | up his slee | ve, then nothing is cool |
Not a typo, this is 7 measures
| Em | D | Em | D |
| Em | D | D | |
| C | D11 | C |
| Here’s a little legend for the | never believer, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
| C | D11 | C |
| Here’s a little ghost for the | offering, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
| C | D11 | C |
| Here’s a truck stop ins | tead of Saint Peter’s, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
| C | D11 | C |
| Mister Andy Kaufman’s gone | wrestling, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
| Am | G | |
| Now | Andy did you hear about t | his one |
| Am | G |
| Tell me are you locked in the pu | nch |
| Am | G | C |
| Andy are you goofing on E | lvis, hey | baby |
| D |
| Are we losing touch? |
| G | Am | C | G/B | G | Am | D |
| If you be | lieve | they put a m | an on the moo | n, | man on the moo | n |
| G | Am | C | Bm | Am |
| If you be | lieve | there’s nothing | up his slee | ve, then nothing is cool |
| G | Am | C | G/B | G | Am | D |
| If you be | lieve | they put a m | an on the moo | n, | man on the moo | n |
| G | Am | C | Bm | Am |
| If you be | lieve | there’s nothing | up his slee | ve, then nothing is cool |
| G | Am | C | G/B | G | Am | D |
| If you be | lieve | they put a m | an on the moo | n, | man on the moo | n |
| G | Am | C | Bm | Am |
| If you be | lieve | there’s nothing | up his slee | ve, then nothing is cool |
| Em |