Misc - Free Credit Report Pirate Song

They Gsay a man should always dress for the G/Bjob he Cwants

So Dwhy am I dressed up like a pirate in this restauGrant?

It’s Gall because some hacker stole my iG/BdentiCty

Now I’m Din here every evening serving chowder and iced Gtea

Shoulda gone to

GFree credit report G/Bdot Ccom

I Dcoulda seen this coming at me like an atom Gbomb

They Gmonitor your credit and send you e-G/Bmail aClerts

So that Dyou don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-Gshirts