Misc - Free Credit Report Car Song

Well I was Gshopping for a new car which one’s me?

A Dcool convertible or an SUV?

GToo bad I didn’t know my credit was whack

Hard stop on “driving”

‘Cause now I’m Ddriving off the lot in a used sub-compact

GF-R-E-E that spells free

DCredit report dot com baby

GSaw their ads on my TV

DThought about going but was too lazy

Now insGtead of looking fine and rolling phat

Hard stop on “sticking”

My legs are Dsticking to the vinyl and my posse’s getting laughed at

GF-R-E-E that spells free

DCredit report dot Gcom baby

...and there’s just a bit of C as we fade to “offer valid blah blah”...