| D | F# | Bm |
| Well, you can | take your | snow and | shove it |
| Em | D/F# | A |
| This is our | Christmas | and we | love it |
| D | F# | G |
| It’s a | hundred deg | rees, this elf is | Vietnamese |
| D | A |
| That’s the | way that California | does it |
| D | F# | Bm |
| Even our | Santa | has a | suntan |
| Em | D/F# | A |
| He’s | also an | unemployed | stuntman |
| G |
| Yeah, I’m | just really baked |
| D | A |
| If | he can be Santa Claus, | anyone can |
| G | A |
| California | Christmas time |
| F#m | B |
| It’s | just a Golden | State of mind |
| Em | A | Am | D |
| Chet’s nuts roasting | in the bright sun | light | |
Put on some pants, Chet
| G | A |
| And | what would Christmas | be without |
| F#m | B |
| Historically | low mountain snow causing | staggering drought |
| G | A | F#m |
| But | hey, this eggnog | fro-yo’s super | tight |
| Em |
| ‘Cause | this is California |
| A | D |
| And | we do Christmas | right |
| G/D | Gm/D |
| California Christmas | ti | me |
| D | F# | Bm |
| Don we | now our | surf ap | parel |
| Em | D/F# | A |
| And we have our | own kind of | Christmas | Carol |
| D | F# |
| It’s this | chick named | Carol |
| A |
| Carol’s | fifty, but no judgment |
She’s still finding herself
We're all finding ourselves
| E | G# | C#m |
| Okay, there | is no | easy | answer |
| F#m | E/G# | B |
| For our | high rates | of skin | cancer |
| E | G# |
| It | took my dad’s | life |
| B |
| Hang ten, Rudolph and Prancer |
| A | B |
| California | Christmas time |
| G#m | C# |
| We | gather ‘round and sing | songs by Sublime |
| F#m | B | Bm | E |
| And | all our local | reggae bands are | white | |
| A | B |
| The | kids get lots of toys on | Christmas morn |
| G#m | C# |
| ‘Cause | daddy makes big bucks di | recting porn |
| A |
| They | may have gonorrhea |
| B | G#m |
| But at | least it’s not frost | bite |
| F#m |
| ‘Cause | this is California |
| B | E |
| And | we do Christmas | right |
| A/E |
| California Christmas | time |
| Am/E | E |
| Cali | fornia Christmas | time |
| A/E |
| California Christmas | time |
| Am/E | E |
| Cali | fornia Christmas | time |
| E/A |
| California Christmas | time |
| Am/E | E |
| Cali | fornia Christmas | time |
| A |
| California Christmas | time |
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