Misc - California Christmas Time
Originally in B, I play in D
Intro
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Rebecca
Well, you can Dtake your F#snow and Bmshove it
This is our EmChristmas D/F#and we Alove it
It’s a Dhundred degF#rees, this elf is GVietnamese
That’s the Dway that California Adoes it
Josh
Even our DSanta F#has a Bmsuntan
He’s Emalso an D/F#unemployed Astuntman
Rebecca
Is he Deven aF#wake?
Santa
Yeah, I’m Gjust really baked
Josh
If Dhe can be Santa Claus, Aanyone can
Rebecca and Josh
GCalifornia AChristmas time
It’s F#mjust a Golden BState of mind
EmChet’s nuts roasting Ain the bright sunAmlight D
Rebecca
Put on some pants, Chet
Rebecca and Josh
And Gwhat would Christmas Abe without
Historically F#mlow mountain snow causing Bstaggering drought
Josh
But Ghey, this eggnog Afro-yo’s super F#mtight
Rebecca
Super Btight
‘Cause Emthis is California
Hang on “we”
And Awe do Christmas Dright
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California ChristmasG/DtiGm/Dme
Darryl
Don we Dnow our F#surf apBmparel
And we have our Emown kind of D/F#Christmas ACarol
Paula
It’s this Dchick named F#Carol
She does Ghenna tattoos
Darryl
Carol’s Afifty, but no judgment
She’s still finding herself
All
We’re all finding ourselves
Key change
Greg
Okay, there Eis no G#easy C#manswer
Heather
For our F#mhigh rates E/G#of skin Bcancer
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It Etook my dad’s G#life
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And it Akilled my wife
All
BHang ten, Rudolph and Prancer
ACalifornia BChristmas time
We G#mgather ‘round and sing C#songs by Sublime
And F#mall our local Breggae bands are Bmwhite E
The Akids get lots of toys on BChristmas morn
‘Cause G#mdaddy makes big bucks diC#recting porn
They Amay have gonorrhea
Rebecca
But at Bleast it’s not frostG#mbite
All
It’s not frostC#bite
‘Cause F#mthis is California
And Bwe do Christmas Eright
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Rebecca
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