| C | G | Am | Em |
| D | o you have the t | ime to li | sten to me w | hine |
| F | C | G |
| Ab | out nothing and eve | rything all at o | nce |
| C | G | Am | Em |
| I am one of th | ose mel | odramatic fo | ols |
| F | C | G |
| Neu | rotic to the b | one no doubt about it | |
| F | G | C |
| Som | etimes I g | ive myself the cr | eeps |
| F | G | C |
| Som | etimes my | mind plays tricks on | me |
| F | G |
| It a | ll keeps adding | up |
| C | A# | Am |
| I th | ink I’m cr | acking | up |
A ya ya ya
| C | G | Am | Em |
| I w | ent to a s | hrink to an | alyze my d | reams |
| F | C | G |
| She s | ays it’s lack of s | ex that’s bringing me | down |
| C | G | Am | Em |
| I w | ent to a w | hore who s | aid my life’s a b | ore |
| F | C | G |
| And q | uit my whining ca | use it’s bringing her | down |
| F | G | C |
| Som | etimes I g | ive myself the cr | eeps |
| F | G | C |
| Som | etimes my | mind plays tricks on | me |
| F | G |
| It a | ll keeps adding | up |
| C | A# | Am |
| I th | ink I’m cr | acking | up |
A ya ya ya
| C | G |
| So you better hold | on | |
| Am | Em | F | C | G |
| C | G | Am | Em | F | C | G |
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| F | G | C |
| Som | etimes I g | ive myself the cr | eeps |
| F | G | C |
| Som | etimes my | mind plays tricks on | me |
| F | G |
| It a | ll keeps adding | up |
| C | A# | Am |
| I th | ink I’m cr | acking | up |
A ya ya ya
| C | G | F | C | G |
| C | G | F | C | G |
| F | C | G |
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