Originally in Bb, I play in A
Intro, the I throughout the song is lots of riffing on I and bVII
| A | A | A | G | D |
| A | A | A | G | D |
Vox on the 1 on “hot sun”
| A |
| Hot sun beating down |
Vox goes to the 4 on “burning”, you can change the I → bVII to a bVII → IV throughout if you want it to match the vox a little better
| A | G | D |
| Burning my feet just wa | lking ar | ound |
| A |
| Hot sun making me sweat |
| A | G | D |
| Gator’s getting close, hasn’t | got me | yet |
| A |
| I can’t dance, I can’t talk |
| A | G | D | |
| The o | nly thing about me is the | way I wa | lk |
| A |
| I can’t dance, I can’t sing |
| A | G | A | G | A | A | |
| I | ’m just standing here s | ell | ing e | ver | ythi | ng |
| A |
| A |
| Blue jeans sitting on the beach |
| A | G | D | |
| Her d | og’s talking to me, but s | he’s out of | reach |
| A |
| She’s got a body under that shirt |
| A | G | D | |
| But a | ll she wants to do is rub my f | ace in the di | rt |
| A | |
| ‘Cause | I can’t dance, I can’t talk |
| A | G | D |
| Only thing about me is the | way I wa | lk |
| A |
| I can’t dance, I can’t sing |
| A | G | A | G | A | |
| I | ’m just standing here s | ell | ing |
Bridge
| F | Em7 | |
| Oh, and | checking everything is in | place |
| D | |
| You never k | now who’s looking on |
| A | A | A | G | D |
| A |
| Young punk spilling beer on my shoes |
| A | G | D |
| Fat guy’s talking to me trying to s | teal my b | lues |
| A |
| Thick smoke, see her smiling through |
| A | G | D | |
| I never t | hought so much could happen just sh | ooting p | ool |
| A | |
| But | I can’t dance, I can’t talk |
| A | G | D | |
| The | only thing about me is the | way that I | walk |
| A |
| I can’t dance, I can’t sing |
| A | G | A | G | A | |
| I | ’m just standing here s | ell | ing |
Bridge
| F | Em7 | |
| Oh, and | checking everything is in | place |
| D | |
| You never k | now who’s looking on |
| C | Bb | G |
| The perfect body | with a perfect f | ace, mmm-hmm |
| A | A | A | G | D |
| A | |
| No | I can’t dance, I can’t talk |
| A | G | D | |
| The | only thing about me is the w | ay I wal | k |
| A | |
| No | I can’t dance, I can’t sing |
| A | G | D | A |
| I’m just standing here | selling | everyth | ing |
| A | A | A | G | D |
| A | G | A | G | A | |
| No | I can’t walk |
| A | G | A | G | A | |
| No | I can’t dance |