Bowling for Soup - 1985
Originally in B, I play in A
Intro
Hoo hoo hooADF#mE
Hoo hoo hooADF#mEE
Vox on the 3 on “Debbie”
ADebbie just hit the wall, Dshe never had it all
F#mOne Prozac a day, Ehusband’s a CPA
AHer dreams went out the door, Dwhen she turned 24
F#mOnly been with one man, Ewhat happened to her plan
AShe was gonna be an actress, Dshe was gonna be a star
F#mShe was gonna shake it all, Eon the hood of Whitesnake’s car
AHer yellow SUV, Dis now the enemy
F#mLooks at her average life, Eand nothing, has been, all right since
Bruce ASpringsteen, Madonna, Dway before Nirvana
There was F#mU2 and Blondie and Gmusic still on MTV
Her Atwo kids, in high school, they Dtell her that she’s uncool
‘Cause F#mshe’s still preoccupied, Gwith 19, 19, 1985
Hoo hoo Ahoo, D1985 hoo hoo hooF#mE
AShe’s seen all the classics, Dshe knows every line
This is “even St. Elmo’s Fire” in the BfS version, but it doesn’t rhyme, so I’m keeping the SR-71 lyric
F#mBreakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, EFast Times at Ridgemont High
AShe rocked out to Wham, Dnot a big Limp Bizkit fan
F#mThought she’d get a hand, Eon a member of Duran Duran
AWhere’s the mini-skirt, Dmade of snakeskin
F#mAnd who’s the other guy that’s Esinging in Van Halen
AWhen did reality, Dbecome T.V.
Hard stop after “game shows”
F#mWhat ever happened to, Esitcoms, game shows, on the radio
ASpringsteen, Madonna, Dway before Nirvana
There was F#mU2 and Blondie and Gmusic still on MTV
Her Atwo kids, in high school, they Dtell her that she’s uncool
‘Cause F#mshe’s still preoccupied, Gwith 19, 19, 1985
Solo
Hoo hoo hooADF#mE
Bridge
AShe hates time, Dmake it stop
WhF#men did Motley Crue become Eclassic rock
AAnd when did Ozzy, Dbecome an actor
Hard stop on the last “stop”
F#mPlease make this Estop, stop, stop, and bring back
ASpringsteen, Madonna, Dway before Nirvana
There was F#mU2 and Blondie and Gmusic still on MTV
Her Atwo kids, in high school, they Dtell her that she’s uncool
Not a typo, he doesn’t say “with” this time
‘Cause F#mshe’s still preoccupied, G1985
(Bruce) ASpringsteen, Madonna, Dway before Nirvana
There was F#mU2 and Blondie and Gmusic still on MTV
Her Atwo kids, in high school, they Dtell her that she’s uncool
‘Cause F#mshe’s still preoccupied, Gwith 19, 19, 1985