Boris Pickett - The Monster Mash
I was Gworking in the lab late one night
When my Emeyes beheld an eerie sight
For my Cmonster from his slab began to rise
And Dsuddenly to my surprise
He did the Gmash, he did the monster mash
The monster Emmash, it was a graveyard smash
He did the Cmash, it caught on in a flash
He did the Dmash, he did the monster mash
From my Glaboratory in the castle East
To the Emmaster bedroom where the vampires feast
The Cghouls all came from their humble abodes
To Dcatch a jolt from my electrodes
They did the Gmash, they did the monster mash
The monster Emmash, it was a graveyard smash
They did the Cmash, it caught on in a flash
They did the Dmash, they did the monster mash
Bridge
The Czombies were having fun, the paDrty had just begun
Hard stop on “Drac”
The Cguests included Wolf Man, DDracula and his son
The Gscene was rockin’, all were digging the sounds
EmIgor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The CCoffin-Bangers were about to arrive
With their Dvocal group, The Crypt-Kicker Five
They played the Gmash, they played the monster mash
The monster Emmash, it was a graveyard smash
They played the Cmash, it caught on in a flash
They played the Dmash, they played the monster mash
GOut from his coffin, Drac’s voice did ring
EmSeems he was troubled by just one thing
COpened the lid and shook his fist
Hard stop on the V
And said, D“Whatever happened to my Transylvanian Twist?”
It’s now the Gmash, it’s now the monster mash
The monster Emmash, and it’s a graveyard smash
It’s now the Cmash, it’s caught on in a flash
It’s now the Dmash, it’s now the monster mash
Now Geverything’s cool, Drac’s a part of the band
And my Emmonster mash is the hit of the land
For Cyou, the living, this mash was meant too
Hard stop on “get”
When you Dget to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can Gmash, then you can monster mash
The monster Emmash, and do my graveyard smash
Then you can Cmash, you’ll catch on in a flash
Then you can Dmash, then you can monster mash