Aerosmith - Eat the Rich

Originally in E, I play in E and sing the chorus an octave down

Intro

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Wake up kids, it’s half past the youth

Ain’t nothin’ really changin’ but the date

You’re a grand slammer, but you’re no Babe Ruth

You gotta learn how to relate

Or you’ll be swingin’ from the pearly gate

Yeah, I got all the answers, and lo and behold you got the right key baby

But the wrong key hole, yo

More Em, than E, mix in some 7#9’s

E5

Well, I wE5oke up this morning on the wrong side of the bed

And a-hE5ow I got to thinkin’ about all those things you said

About oE5rdinary people and how they make you sick

And if cE5allin’ names kicks back on you then I hope this does the trick

Cause I’m E5sick of your F#5complainin’ aboutGhow many biAlls

And I’m siE5ck of all your F#5bitchin’ ‘bout your Gpoodles and your Apills

And I E5just can’t see no F#5humor aboGut your way of Alife

And I Bthink I can do more for you with this here fork and knife

E5

So I cE5alled up my head shrinker and I told him what I’d done

He said you’d bE5est go on a diet, yeah I hope you have some fun

And a’dE5on’t go burst a bubble on the rich folks who get rude

‘Cause you wE5on’t get in no trouble when you eats that kinda food

Well now their E5smokin’ up their F#5junk bonds, and Gthen they go get Astiff

And they’re E5dancin’ in the F#5yacht club, with GMuff and Uncle ABiff

But there’s E5one good thing that F#5happens, when you Gtoss your pearls to Aswine

Their Battitudes may taste like dirt, but go real good with wine

Repeat intro riff

E5

Solo, with hard stops

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BBDD

No more hard stops, band back in

E5

BelE5ieve in all the F#5good things, that Gmoney just can’t Abuy

Then E5you won’t get no F#5belly ache, from Geatin’ humble Apie

I beliE5eve in rags to F#5riches, your inheritaGnce won’t Alast

So takBe your Grey Poupon my friend, and shove it up your ass!