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| Wake up kids, it’s half past the youth |
Ain’t nothin’ really changin’ but the date
You're a grand slammer, but you're no Babe Ruth
You gotta learn how to relate
Or you'll be swingin' from the pearly gate
Yeah, I got all the answers, and lo and behold you got the right key baby
But the wrong key hole, yo
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| Well, I w | oke up this morning on the wrong side of the bed |
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| And a-h | ow I got to thinkin’ about all those things you said |
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| About o | rdinary people and how they make you sick |
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| And if c | allin’ names kicks back on you then I hope this does the trick |
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| Cause I’m | sick of your | complainin’ about | how many bi | lls |
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| And I’m si | ck of all your | bitchin’ ‘bout your | poodles and your | pills |
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| And I | just can’t see no | humor abo | ut your way of | life |
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| And I | think I can do more for you with this here fork and knife |
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| Eat t | he r | ich, there’s | only one thing that | they’re g | ood | for |
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| Eat t | he r | ich, I take | one bite now and come | back | for | more |
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| Eat t | he r | ich, I | gotta get this | off | my | chest |
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| Eat t | he r | ich, I take o | ne bite now, spit | out | the r | est, uh-huh |
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| So I c | alled up my head shrinker and I told him what I’d done |
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| He said you’d b | est go on a diet, yeah I hope you have some fun |
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| And a’d | on’t go burst a bubble on the rich folks who get rude |
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| ‘Cause you w | on’t get in no trouble when you eats that kinda food |
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| Well now their | smokin’ up their | junk bonds, and | then they go get | stiff |
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| And they’re | dancin’ in the | yacht club, with | Muff and Uncle | Biff |
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| But there’s | one good thing that | happens, when you | toss your pearls to | swine |
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| Their | attitudes may taste like dirt, but go real good with wine |
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| Eat t | he r | ich, there’s | only one thing that | they’re g | ood | for |
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| Eat t | he r | ich, I take | one bite now and come | back | for | more |
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| Eat t | he r | ich, I | gotta get this | off | my | chest |
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| Eat t | he r | ich, I take o | ne bite now, spit | out | the r | est |
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| Bel | ieve in all the | good things, that | money just can’t | buy |
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| Then | you won’t get no | belly ache, from | eatin’ humble | pie |
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| I beli | eve in rags to | riches, your inherita | nce won’t | last |
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| So tak | e your Grey Poupon my friend, and shove it up your ass! |
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| Eat t | he r | ich, there’s | only one thing that | they’re g | ood | for |
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| Eat t | he r | ich, I take | one bite now and come | back | for | more |
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| Eat t | he r | ich, I | gotta get this | off | my | chest |
| E5 | D5 | A5 | D5 | A5 | G | E5 |
| Eat t | he r | ich, I take o | ne bite now, spit | out | the r | est |
| E5 | D5 | A5 | D5 | A5 | G | E5 |
| Eat t | he r | ich, there’s | only one thing that | they’re g | ood | for |
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| Eat t | he r | ich, I take | one bite now and come | back | for | more |
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| Eat t | he r | ich, don’t s | top me now I’m g | oi | ng c | razy |
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| Eat t | he r | ich, that’s | my idea of a | good | time ba | by |