I play C capo 1, originally in C# but in some fancy open tuning
Intro (not the right suspensions, but a reasonable
alternative for standard tuning).
| C | Csus4 | Csus4 | Csus2 |
| C | Csus4 | F | C |
| C | Cmaj7 | |
| W | e’ve been together for so | very long |
| Gm | |
| But n | ow things are changing |
| Dm | |
| Oh I wo | nder what’s wrong |
| Dm | Gsus4 |
| Seems you don’t want me ar | ound |
| Dm | Fmaj7 | G | |
| The pas | sion is gone and the f | lame’s died do | wn |
| C | Cmaj7 | |
| I guess | I lost a little bit of sel | f-esteem |
| Gm | Dm | |
| That t | ime that you made it with the wh | ole hockey team |
| Dm | G |
| You used to think I was n | ice |
| Dm | Fmaj7 | G | |
| Now you | tell all your friends that I’m the | antichrist |
| Bb | F |
| Oh, why did you disconnect the | brakes on my car? |
| C | Gsus4 | |
| That k | ind of thing is hard to ignor | e |
| Dm | Gsus4 | C | |
| Got a f | unny feeling | you don’t love me anymore |
| C | Csus4 | Csus4 | Csus2 |
| C | Csus4 | F | C |
| C | Cmaj7 | |
| I | knew that we were having p | roblems when |
| Gm | Dm | |
| You p | ut those piranhas in my ba | thtub again |
| Dm | Gsus4 |
| You’re still the light of my l | ife |
| Dm | Fmaj7 | G | |
| Oh da | rling I’m beggin’ won’t you | put down that knife |
| C | Cmaj7 | |
| You know, I | even think it’s kinda | cute the way |
| Gm | Dm | |
| You poi | son my coffee just a li | ttle each day |
| Dm | Gsus4 | |
| I still re | member the way that you lau | ghed |
| Dm | Fmaj7 | G |
| When you pushed me down the e | levator shaf | t |
| Bb | F | |
| Oh, if you | don’t mind me asking what’s this poi | sonous cobra |
| C | Gsus4 |
| Doing in my underwear dra | wer? |
| Dm | Gsus4 | C | |
| Sometimes I | get to thinking | you don’t love me anymore |
| C | Csus4 | Csus4 | Csus2 |
| C | Csus4 | F | C |
| C | Cmaj7 |
| You slammed my face down on the | barbecue grill |
| Gm | Dm | |
| Now my | scars are all healing but my he | art never will |
| Dm | Gsus4 |
| You set my house on f | ire |
| Dm | Fmaj7 | G | |
| You pul | led out my chest hairs with an | old pair of plie | rs |
| C | Cmaj7 | |
| Oh, you | think I’m ugly and you s | ay I’m cheap |
| Gm | Dm | |
| You s | haved off my eyebrows while I | was asleep |
| Dm | G |
| You drilled a hole in my he | ad |
| Dm | Fmaj7 | G | |
| Then you du | mped me in a drainage ditch and | left me for de | ad |
| Bb | F |
| Oh, you know this really isn’t l | ike you at all |
| C | Gsus4 | |
| You ne | ver acted this way before |
| Dm | Gsus4 | C | |
| Honey, some | thing tells me | you don’t love me | anymore |
| Am | Bb | Fmaj7 | C | |
| Oh | no no, got a f | unny feeling Y | ou don’t love me anymore |
| C | Csus4 | Csus4 | Csus2 |
| C | Csus4 | F | C |