| Am | D | G | Am |
| My | sister got | lucky, | married a | yuppie |
| Am | D | G |
| Took him for | all he was | worth |
| Am | D | G | Am |
| Now she’s a | swinger, | dating a | singer |
| Am | D | G |
| I can’t de | cide which is | worse |
| Em | C | G | D |
| But | not | me, | ba | by |
| Em | C | G | D | D |
| I’ve got | you | to | save | me | |
| G | D | C |
| Best thing I | ever | had |
| G | D | C | G | D | C |
| In a | world | gone | mad, | yer | so | bad |
| Am | D | G | Am |
| My | sister’s ex- | husband, | can’t get no | lovin’ |
| Am | D | G |
| Walks around | dog-faced and | hurt |
| Am | D | G | Am |
| Now he’s got | nothin’, | head in the | oven |
| Am | D | G |
| I can’t de | cide which is | worse |
| Em | C | G | D |
| But | not | me, | ba | by |
| Em | C | G | D | D |
| I’ve got | you | to | save | me | |
| G | D | C |
| Best thing I | ever | had |
| G | D | C | G | D | C |
| In a | world | gone | mad, | yer | so | bad |
| Am | D | G | Am |
| Am | D | G | Am |
| Am | D | G | Am |
| Am | D | G | G |
| | | | |
| Em | C | G | D |
| Aw but | not | me, | ba | by |
| Em | C | G | D | D |
| I’ve got | you | to | save | me | |
| G | D | C |
| Best thing I | ever | had |
| G | D | C | G | D | C |
| In a | world | gone | mad, | yer | so | bad |
| G | D | C |
| Best thing I | ever | had |
| G | D | C | G | D | C |
| In a | world | gone | mad, | yer | so | bad |
