| E | D |
| Please allow me to intro | duce myself |
| A | E |
| I’m a | man of wealth and | taste |
| E | D |
| I’ve been around for a | long, long year |
| A | E |
| Stole many a man’s soul and | faith |
| E | D |
| And I was ‘round when | Jesus Christ |
| A | E |
| Had his | moment of doubt and | pain |
| D |
| Made damn sure that | Pilate |
| A | E |
| Washed his | hands and sealed his | fate |
| B | E |
| Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my | name |
| B | E |
| But what’s | puzzling you is the nature of my | game |
| E | D |
| I stuck around St. | Petersburg |
| A | E |
| When I | saw it was a time for a | change |
| D |
| Killed the Czar and his | ministers |
| A | E |
| Anas | tasia screamed in | vain |
| E | D |
| I | rode a tank, held a | general’s rank |
| A | E |
| When the | Blitzkrieg raged and the | bodies stank |
| B | E |
| Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my | name |
| B | E |
| But what’s | puzzling you is the nature of my | game |
| E | D |
| I | watched with glee while your | kings and queens |
| A | E |
| Fought for | ten decades for the | Gods they made |
| E | D |
| I | shouted out “Who killed the | Kennedys?” |
| A | E |
| When | after all it was | you and me |
| E | D |
| Let me please intro | duce myself |
| A | E |
| I’m a | man of wealth and | taste |
| D |
| And I laid traps for | troubadours |
| A | E |
| Who get | killed before they reached Bom | bay |
| B | E |
| Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my | name |
| B | E |
| But what’s | puzzling you is the nature of my | game |
| B | E |
| Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my | name |
| B | E |
| But what’s | confusing you is the nature of my | game |
| E | D |
| Just as | every cop is a | criminal |
| A | E |
| And | all the sinners | saints |
| E | D |
| As | heads is tails just call me | Lucifer |
| A | E |
| ‘Cause I’m in | need of some re | straint |
| E | D |
| So if you meet me have some | courtesy |
| A | E |
| Have some | sympathy, and some | taste |
| D |
| Use all your well-learned pol | itesse |
| A | E |
| Or I’ll | lay your soul to | waste, aw yeah |
| B | E |
| Pleased to meet you hope you guess my | name |
| B | E |
| But what’s | puzzling you is the nature of my | game, get down |
Woo hoo, aww yeah, get on down
Mmm ba ba bom bom ba ba
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, baby guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
