Originally in E, I play in D; the highest note that matters is the 1, but it’s a *lot* of 1
Strumming only, vox on the low 1
| D | |
| So just | how far down do you want to go |
| C | |
| We could | talk it out over a cup of Joe |
| G | |
| And you could | look deep into my eyes like I was a |
| D |
| Supermodel, uh huh |
Band enters, skip this instrumental phrase if acoustic
| D | C | G | D |
Still on the low 1
| D | |
| Well it’s | you and me baby, no-one else we can trust |
| C | |
| We’ll say | nothing to no-one, no-how or we’re bust |
| G | D | |
| And never c | rack a smile, or flinch, or cry for n | obody, uh huh |
Vox on the high 1
| D | D7 | |
| Well give your | I.D. card to the | border guard |
| G | |
| Yeah your | alias says you’re Captain Jean-Luc Picard |
| D | A | |
| Of the U | nited Federation of Planets cause he won’t speak | English anyway |
| G | A | D | Bm |
| Everybody k | nows that the w | orld is full of s | tupid people |
| G | A | D | G | D | G | D | F#m | G | |
| So m | eet me at the mission at m | idnight, we’ll divvy up th | ere | → | → | → | → | → |
| G | A | D | Bm |
| Everybody k | nows that the | world is full of st | upid people |
Hang both chords
| G | A | |
| Well | I got the pistol so | I’ll keep the pesos |
| D | |
| Yeah and that seems f | air |
| D | C | G | D |
| D | |
| So put the | sugar in the tank of the sheriff’s car |
| C | |
| And slash the | deputy’s tires so they won’t get very far |
| G | D | |
| When they | finally get the word that there’s been a h | old-up, uh huh |
| D | D7 | |
| Give your | I.D. card to the | border guard |
| G | |
| Now your | alias says you’re Captain Jean-Luc Picard |
| D | A | |
| Of the U | nited Federation of Planets cause he won’t speak | English anyway |
| G | A | D | Bm |
| Everybody k | nows that the w | orld is full of s | tupid people |
| G | A | D | G | D | G | D | F#m | G | |
| So m | eet me at the mission at m | idnight, we’ll divvy up th | ere | → | → | → | → | → |
| G | A | D | Bm |
| And everybody k | nows that the | world is full of st | upid people |
| G | A | |
| Well | I got the pistol so | I’ll keep the pesos |
| D | |
| Yeah and that seems f | air |
Solo
| D | C | G | D |
| Well that seems fair, | and that seems fair, | well that seems fair |
| D | C | G | D |
| D | D7 | |
| Well give your | I.D. card to the | border guard |
| G | |
| Now your | alias says you’re Captain Jean-Luc Picard |
| D | A | |
| Of the U | nited Federation of Planets cause he won’t speak | English anyway |
| G | A | D | Bm |
| And everybody k | nows that the w | orld is full of s | tupid people |
| G | A | D | G | D | G | D | F#m | G | |
| So m | eet me at the mission at m | idnight, we’ll divvy up th | ere | → | → | → | → | → |
| G | A | D | Bm |
| Well everybody k | nows that the | world is full of st | upid people |
| G | A | |
| Well | I got the pistol so | I’ll keep the pesos |
| D | |
| Yeah and that seems f | air |
| D | C | G | D |
| Yeah that seems fair, | and that seems fair, | well that seems fair |
| D | C | G | D |