| B | B | A | A6 | G | F | F6 | E | E7 | D | D7 |
| | | | | | | | | | | |
| A | A/G |
| I am he as | you are he |
| C | D | A | A/G |
| As yo | u are me and | we are all tog | ether | |
| C |
| See how they run like pigs from a gun |
| D | A |
| See | how they fly, I’m | crying |
| A | A/G | Dadd9/F# |
| Sitting on a cornflake | | |
| F | G | A | A/G |
| Waiting for the | van to | come | |
| F |
| Corporation T-shirt stupid bloody Tuesday |
| B7 |
| Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long |
| C | D |
| I am the eggman | , they are the | eggmen |
Goo goo g’joob
| A | A/G | C | D | A | A/G |
| Mr. city p’li | cemen sitting | pretty little | p’licemen in a | row | |
| C |
| See how they fly like Lucy in the sky |
| D | A |
| See | how they run, I’m | crying |
| A | A/G | Dadd9/F# |
| Yellow matter custard | | |
| F | G | A | A/G |
| Dripping from a | dead dog’s | eye | |
| F |
| Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess |
| B7 |
| Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down |
| C | D |
| I am the eggman | , they are the | eggmen |
Goo goo g’joob
| B | A | A6 | G | F | F6 | E | F |
| Sitting in an | Engli | sh | garden, waiting | for | the sun | | |
| B7 |
| If the sun don’t | come, you get a tan |
From standing in the English rain
| C | D |
| I am the eggman | , they are the | eggmen |
Goo goo g’joob
| A | A/G |
| Expert texpert | choking smokers |
| C | D | A |
| Don’t you think the | joker laughs at | you? |
| A/G |
| (Ha ha ha! Hee hee h | ee! Ha ha ha!) |
| C |
| See how they smile like pigs in the sty |
| D | A |
| See h | ow they snied, I’m | crying |
| A | A/G | Dadd9/F# |
| Semolina pilchard | | |
| F | G | A | A/G |
| Climbing up the | Eiffel | Tower | |
| F |
| Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna |
| B7 |
| Man, you should have seen them |
Kicking Edgar Allen Poe
| C | D |
| I am the eggman | , they are the | eggmen |
Goo goo g’joob
| B7 |
| Goo goo goo g’joob, goo | |
| B7 |
| Chooga, chooga, chooga |
Joob-a, joob-a, joob-a
