C | D11 | C | C |
x 2 |
C | D11 | C |
Mott the Hoople and the | game of life, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
C | D11 | C |
Andy Kaufman in a | wrestling match, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
C | D11 | C | |
Mon | opoly, twenty-one, | checkers, and chess, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
C | D11 | C |
Mister Fred Blassie and a | breakfast mess, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
C | D11 | C |
Let’s play Twister, | let’s play Risk, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
C | D11 | C | |
I’ll s | ee you in heaven if you | make the list, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
Am | G | |
Now | Andy did you hear about t | his one |
Am | G |
Tell me are you locked in the pu | nch |
Am | G | C |
Andy are you goofing on E | lvis, hey | baby |
D |
Are we losing touch? |
G | Am | C | G/B | G | Am | D |
If you be | lieve | they put a m | an on the moo | n, | man on the moo | n |
G | Am | C | Bm | Am |
If you be | lieve | there’s nothing | up his slee | ve, then nothing is cool |
C | D11 | C |
Moses went walking with a | staff of wood, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
C | D11 | C |
Newton got beaned by the a | pple good, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
C | D11 | C |
Egypt was troubled by the | horrible asp, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
C | D11 | C |
Mister Charles Darwin had the | gall to ask, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
Am | G | |
Now | Andy did you hear about t | his one |
Am | G |
Tell me are you locked in the pu | nch |
Am | G | C |
Andy are you goofing on E | lvis, hey | baby |
D |
Are you having fun? |
G | Am | C | G/B | G | Am | D |
If you be | lieve | they put a m | an on the moo | n, | man on the moo | n |
G | Am | C | Bm | Am |
If you be | lieve | there’s nothing | up his slee | ve, then nothing is cool |
Not a typo, this is 7 measures
Em | D | Em | D |
Em | D | D | |
C | D11 | C |
Here’s a little legend for the | never believer, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
C | D11 | C |
Here’s a little ghost for the | offering, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
C | D11 | C |
Here’s a truck stop ins | tead of Saint Peter’s, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
C | D11 | C |
Mister Andy Kaufman’s gone | wrestling, | yeah yeah yeah yeah |
Am | G | |
Now | Andy did you hear about t | his one |
Am | G |
Tell me are you locked in the pu | nch |
Am | G | C |
Andy are you goofing on E | lvis, hey | baby |
D |
Are we losing touch? |
G | Am | C | G/B | G | Am | D |
If you be | lieve | they put a m | an on the moo | n, | man on the moo | n |
G | Am | C | Bm | Am |
If you be | lieve | there’s nothing | up his slee | ve, then nothing is cool |
G | Am | C | G/B | G | Am | D |
If you be | lieve | they put a m | an on the moo | n, | man on the moo | n |
G | Am | C | Bm | Am |
If you be | lieve | there’s nothing | up his slee | ve, then nothing is cool |
G | Am | C | G/B | G | Am | D |
If you be | lieve | they put a m | an on the moo | n, | man on the moo | n |
G | Am | C | Bm | Am |
If you be | lieve | there’s nothing | up his slee | ve, then nothing is cool |
Em |