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| They | say a man should always dress for the | job he | wants |
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| So | why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restau | rant? |
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| It’s | all because some hacker stole my i | denti | ty |
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| Now I’m | in here every evening serving chowder and iced | tea |
Shoulda gone to
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| Free credit report | dot | com |
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| I | coulda seen this coming at me like an atom | bomb |
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| They | monitor your credit and send you e- | mail a | lerts |
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| So that | you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t- | shirts |