Originally in Gm, I play in Em capo 3
| Em7 | 
| I want my... I want my... I want my MTV | 
| Em7 | A | Em7 | G | A | 
| → | 
| Em7 | A | Em7 | D | Em7 | 
| → | 
| Em7 | |
| Now l | ook at them yo-yo’s, that’s the way you do it | 
| Em7 | G | A | 
| You play the guitar on the | M.T. | V. | 
| Em7 | 
| That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it | 
| D | Em7 | |
| Money for nothin’ and your | chicks for | free | 
| Em7 | 
| Now that ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it | 
| Em7 | G | A | 
| Lemme tell ya them | guys ain’t | dumb | 
| Em7 | 
| Maybe get a blister on your little finger | 
| Em7 | D | Em7 | 
| Maybe get a | blister on your | thumb | 
| C | G | 
| We got to install | microwave ovens | 
| C | D | 
| Custom kitchen de | liveries | 
| Em7 | 
| We got to move these refrigerators | 
| A | B | C# | 
| We got to move these | color TV’s | 
| Em7 | A | 
| See the little maggot with the earring and the | makeup | 
| Em7 | G | A | 
| Yeah buddy that’s | his own | hair | 
| Em7 | 
| That little maggot got his own jet airplane | 
| D | Em7 | |
| That little faggot he’s a | millionaire | 
| C | G | 
| We got to install | microwave ovens | 
| C | D | 
| Custom kitchen de | liveries | 
| Em7 | 
| We got to move these refrigerators | 
| A | B | C# | 
| We got to move these | color TV’s | 
| Em7 | A | Em7 | G | A | 
| → | 
| Em7 | A | Em7 | D | Em7 | 
| → | 
Weird chorus with just Sting...
| C | G | 
| We got to install | microwave ovens | 
| C | D | 
| Custom kitchen de | liveries | 
...then just Mark.
| Em7 | 
| We got to move these refrigerators | 
| A | B | C# | 
| We got to move these | color TV’s | 
| Em7 | 
| I should’a learned to play the guitar | 
| Em7 | G | A | 
| I should’a learned to | play them | drums | 
| Em7 | 
| Look at that mama, she’s got it stickin’ in the camera | 
| D | A | |
| Man we could | have some | fun | 
 
| Em7 | 
| And he’s up there, what’s that? Hawaiian noises? | 
| Em7 | G | A | 
| He’s bangin’ on the bongos like a | chimpan | zee | 
| Em7 | 
| Oh, that ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it | 
| D | Em7 | |
| Get your money for nothin’ and your | chicks for | free | 
| C | G | 
| We got to install | microwave ovens | 
| C | D | 
| Custom kitchen de | liveries | 
| Em7 | 
| We got to move these refrigerators | 
| A | B | C# | 
| We got to move these | color TV’s | 
| Em7 | A | Em7 | G | A | 
| → | 
| Em7 | A | Em7 | D | Em7 | 
| → | 
Mostly spoken
| Em7 | 
| Listen here, now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it | 
| Em7 | G | A | 
| You play the guitar on the | M.T. | V. | 
| Em7 | 
| That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it | 
| D | Em7 | |
| Money for nothin’ and your | chicks for | free | 
| Em7 | G | A | 
| Money for nothin’, chicks for free | 
| Em7 | D | Em7 | 
| Get you money for nothin’, and you chicks for free | 
With “I want my MTV”
| Em7 | G | A | 
| Money for nothin’, chicks for free | 
| Em7 | D | Em7 | 
| Get you money for nothin’, and you chicks for free |