Originally in F#m, I play in Am capo 3 or 4.
| Am | G | Fsus2 | E7 |
| x 2 |
Vox on 1 5 on “right now”
| Am | G | |
| Ri | ght now he’s | probably slow dancing with a |
| Fsus2 | E7 | |
| B | leach blond tramp and sh | e’s probably getting frisky |
| Am | G | Fsus2 | |
| Ri | ght now he’s prob | ably buying her some f | ruity little |
| E7 | |
| Drink cause she ca | n’t shoot whiskey |
| Am | G | Fsus2 | |
| Ri | ght now he | ’s probably up behind her with a | pool stick |
Chord after “combo” originally a II, I play a IV
| E7 | F | |
| Showing her h | ow to shoot a combo |
| E7 | |
| And he don’t | know |
| F | Am | |
| I | dug my key int | o the side of his |
| F | Am |
| Pretty little souped-up four | -wheel drive |
| F | Am | E7 | |
| Carv | ed my name i | nto his leather s | eats |
| F | Am | |
| I took a | Louisville slugger t | o both head lights |
| F | Am |
| Slashed a hole in a | ll four tires |
| F | E7 | Am |
| Maybe next time he’ll t | hink before he | cheats |
| Am | G | Fsus2 | E7 |
| Am | G | |
| R | ight now she’s | probably up singing some |
| Fsus2 | E7 | |
| Whi | te-trashed version of Sha | nia karaoke |
| Am | G | |
| R | ight now sh | e’s probably saying I’m drunk |
| Fsus2 | E7 |
| And he’s a-thinking that he’s go | nna get lucky |
| Am | G | |
| R | ight now he’s pro | bably dabbing on |
| Fsus2 | E7 | F | |
| Three | dollars worth of that ba | throom polo |
| E7 | |
| Oh and he don’t | know, oh |
| F | Am | |
| That I | dug my key int | o the side of his |
| F | Am |
| Pretty little souped-up four | -wheel drive |
| F | Am | E7 | |
| Carv | ed my name in | to his leather s | eats |
| F | Am | |
| I took a | Louisville slugger t | o both head lights |
| F | Am |
| Slashed a hole in a | ll four tires |
| F | E7 | Am |
| Maybe next time he’ll t | hink before he | cheats |
Bridge
The V at the end of the line doesn’t exist in the original
| C | G | Fsus2 | G |
| I might have sa | ved a little trouble for the n | ext girl |
...and the V is there so I can do a IV here instead of a II on “next”
| F | E7 | |
| Cause the n | ext time that he cheats |
| Am | |
| Oh you know it won’t be on | me |
| Am | G | Fsus2 | E7 | |
| Am | G | Fsus2 | E7 | |
| Oh not on | me |
| F | Am | |
| ‘Cause I | dug my key int | o the side of his |
| F | Am |
| Pretty little souped-up four | -wheel drive |
| F | Am | E7 | |
| Carv | ed my name in | to his leather s | eats |
| F | Am | |
| I took a | Louisville slugger t | o both head lights |
| F | Am |
| Slashed a hole in a | ll four tires |
| F | E7 | D |
| Maybe next time he’ll t | hink before he | cheats |
Hang on “think”
| F | E7 | Am |
| Maybe next time he’ll t | hink before he | cheats |
| Am | G | Fsus2 | E7 |
| x 2 |